The Brewers finally made the playoffs after 25 years, the longest playoff drought in baseball. Born in July 1982, I missed that amazing World Series run, but now I finally have a team to call my own. With a returning cast of young studs, shrewd management, and a new skip we’re looking to return to the playoffs. I get so excited thinking about the Brewers, a little pee comes out. In fact,

When the Brewers
make the playoffs
I will pee my pants.

people have already stepped up to the plate and pledged to pee their pants when the Brewers make the playoffs.
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